What you can buy on Telegram
Every product below is made to order and priced in public. Nothing is hidden behind a "contact for price" wall. Pick the document, DM the spec, get a quote in under half an hour.
| Document | Price | Production |
|---|---|---|
| Fake state ID card | $85 | 3–4 business days |
| Real ID with gold star | $95 | 3–4 business days |
| Driver's license | $110 | 3–4 business days |
| Passport | $130 | 4–5 business days |
| SSN card | $60 | 2–3 business days |
| Utility bill | $35 | 24 hours |
| 3-document bundle | $260 | 4–5 business days |
| Full kit (ID + passport + bill + SSN) | $420 | 5–6 business days |
Pay in BTC, ETH, USDT or LTC and take 5% off. Reseller pricing starts at 5 units.
How ordering works
Six steps. No cart, no account, no checkout page. The whole thing happens in one chat.
- DM @donjuanjodyy with the document type, your details and a photo of yourself.
- Get a firm quote and a template proof. Your name, date of birth and address laid out exactly as they will print. Nothing is charged yet.
- Pay 50% to start production. Card stock is cut and personalised.
- Dispatch photos and live tracking arrive the day the parcel leaves.
- Pay the balance once tracking is moving.
- 14-day free reprint on any defect — misprint, wrong digit, delamination.
Why people order from us and not a storefront
A storefront with a cart is a middleman layer. We cut it. That means three concrete things:
You talk to the maker
The person quoting you is the person cutting your card. No ticket system, no "an agent will reply".
Proof before payment
Every order gets a template proof with your details on it before a cent moves. Most vendors take payment first.
Fixed hours, not vague ones
We answer 09:00–23:00 US Eastern and 09:00–21:00 Central European, seven days. Median first reply is 11 minutes.
What our documents are — and what they aren't
Our IDs are high-quality replicas on real PVC stock with scannable PDF417. They are not state-issued. We publish the limits on every product page instead of burying them, because a buyer who knows the limits does not open a dispute later. If you need to pass a bank or a TSA checkpoint with a gold star, read the Real ID page before you order.
Reviews
"Ordered a California ID Tuesday, had the proof in 20 minutes, card in my hand Saturday. Scan works at my local bar."
"Third order. The passport is the one that surprised me — the data page detail is a lot better than the $90 one I bought in 2022."
"Sent a blurry photo, they asked for a better one instead of just using it. Reprint on a delaminated corner took four days, no charge."
Off-topic but related: weed on Telegram
Two thirds of our traffic is documents. The rest comes for flower. If you found us looking for a plug rather than a printer, start here: buy weed on Telegram, or the longer buy marijuana on Telegram page with the strain and effect table. Pricing is public: $40 an eighth, $180 an ounce, $1,800 a pound.
Common questions
How fast do you reply?
Under 30 minutes inside posted hours. Median is 11. Outside hours you get a reply by 09:00 your region's morning.
Do you ship outside the US?
Yes, 60+ countries. Regional transit times are on the shipping page.
What if the card does not scan?
Free reprint inside 14 days. Send a photo of the failure and a new card goes out same week.
How do I know you are not a scam?
Read the scam guide — it names the patterns we do not use, including the ones that cost us margin. Then test us on the smallest item, a $35 bill.